1 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:05,840 I just wish I knew what was going on in there. 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:09,040 Someone is stealing our spoons. 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,840 The ants are back. 4 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,600 SHE SIGHS 5 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:21,800 Oh, Amy? Please! 6 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,480 BOTH SCREAM 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:28,720 That was good that time, wasn't it? Not really, no. 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,200 Is that banana meant to be a knife? 9 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,240 No, it's meant to be a banana. I'm going to eat it. OK. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:33,600 What's going on? You called me. 11 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,640 No, Sam's just helping me with self-defence. 12 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,640 And I need you to take that down, please. 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,240 What? I've only just finished it. 14 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,120 But it's massive, and I need it out of my way. 15 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,320 Well, that's what the French said at first, 16 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,080 a lot of people wanted it pulled down, and now, 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,000 it's the most-visited tourist attraction in the world, so... 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,440 Huh. Oh, Amy, isn't it wonderful! 19 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,320 Oh, it's like being in Paris. 20 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,400 It's like being in Legoland. 21 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,960 Are you not putting the flag on? 22 00:00:56,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Er, the what? What flag? 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,600 For the tippy top. 24 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,000 Eee. Right, I'm off to the high street. OK. 25 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,280 I'm taking one of the fobs, Rachel. Yeah. 26 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,520 And I'll meet you at the, er, escape shop at 3pm. 27 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,720 Escape Room, OK, bye, Sue. I'll see you later, Paul. 28 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,920 Why is that stain here? I've just washed it. See you, Mum. See you. 29 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,680 OK, everyone, listen up, please. 30 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,160 I'm going to take my oatmeal bath now for my... 31 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,560 Bum rash. 32 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,320 ..upper thigh rash, thank you, Sam, 33 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,080 and, er, I shall be at least an hour, please do not disturb. 34 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,640 Well, thank you, thank you for that totally unnecessary announcement. 35 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,960 You go and stew in your porridge. What are you looking for? 36 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:30,280 I've lost the French flag for the top. 37 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,760 It's not finished without it. 38 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,080 OK. God, it's taken me ages. 39 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,280 Er, why is the door locked? 40 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,080 I guess the smart locks are on. 41 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:40,640 Where's the fob? I think Granny had it, didn't she? 42 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,160 Oh. What? Oh, no. 43 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:46,400 What? Erm...has she locked us in? 44 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,080 Oh, she's locked us in. Huh? 45 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,360 Yeah, she's locked us in. 46 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,120 Er, go and get your dad, Sam. He's bathing in oatmeal. 47 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,040 Go after your granny, Amy, and tell her she's locked us in. 48 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,720 Yeah, I can't, she's locked us in. She's locked us in. 49 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,960 Sam, go and get your dad, put the camera down. Oh... 50 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,320 We're locked in. Oh, God! We're locked in! Sam. 51 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:05,240 We're locked in. Sam, go! We're locked in! Fine! 52 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,400 Oh... AMY GIGGLES 53 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:11,880 Why am I nervous? What is it? THEY CHUCKLE 54 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:15,520 Ta-da! Happy anniversary. 55 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,680 Oh, babe... 56 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,680 Yeah? I didn't think you... SHE GIGGLES 57 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,160 I didn't think you were going to get me one. Waaah! 58 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,600 HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY Because...because and... 59 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,000 ..and this is so funny, it really is funny, 60 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,720 erm...I got one, as well. 61 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:34,760 Ha! 62 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:40,320 You got a big green egg for yourself? 63 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,920 No, I... Well, for you. 64 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,040 For me? 65 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,920 Are you joking? For us. 66 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,760 For the...for the family. 67 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:52,080 The discount code was about to expire, and... 68 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,880 ..and you said you weren't getting me one... 69 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,280 Yeah, because I wanted it to be a surprise. Where's your one, then? 70 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,560 It hasn't arrived yet. 71 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,720 OK, so my anniversary present isn't even here in time, 72 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,440 and it's a barbecue. Oh, wow, this is great. 73 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,040 Come on, you two. 74 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,040 Your anniversary pancakes are ready. 75 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,640 Oh, yeah! Mm. 76 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:09,920 Huh? Mm-mm. You know. 77 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,920 I'm sorry, babe, I'll send back the other one. 78 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,280 That one was full whack as well, 79 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,160 trust you to find the discount code, you stingy git. Ah-huh. 80 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,680 Happy anniversary. 81 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,400 25 years. 82 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,280 Oh, it's not that long, actually. 83 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,760 Well, it feels long, Sue. Pancakes! 84 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,480 And it's the same length as the minimum life sentence... 85 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,200 Mm. ..appropriately. Yeah, well... 86 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,880 Why are you standing like that? Just sit on a stool. 87 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,720 Hmm? No reason. 88 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,840 He...he can't sit down because of his botty rash. 89 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,600 SAM CHUCKLES Upper-thigh rash, Mum! 90 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,560 And I thought I told you that in confidence. 91 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,720 Have you still not been to the doctor? 92 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:46,480 I will. I just - I just need to send him some photos, 93 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,400 and I'm finding it really difficult to get it at the right angle... 94 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,920 Oh, my God. ..and in the light. 95 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,280 Do you want me to take it, Paul? No, Mum! 96 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,680 Well, w-we could use that, erm, angle-poise lamp. 97 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,080 Oh, my God, no! Ugh. 98 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,320 I don't want you shining a light up my bum, 99 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,040 like you're interrogating it. 100 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,720 Thought it was your upper thigh? 101 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:05,920 DOORBELL RINGS Where's the pepper, Rache? 102 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,880 I don't know, go and have a look, you're the one standing up. 103 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,720 Doorbell! All right, jeez. 104 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,800 Pepper, don't put pepper on your strawberries, you pervert. 105 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,200 Shut up! 106 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,600 Ah, hey, Robin, Cherry. Robin and Cherry are here. 107 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:20,520 All right, Paulo, Spielberg, give Chez a bit of space, will you? 108 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,160 Yeah. It's actually easier if I come in backwards, cos of the step, 109 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,200 it's like... 110 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,960 Boop-boop, "Caution, vehicle reversing". 111 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:28,640 HE LAUGHS Stop doing that! Sorry. 112 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:29,880 I told you. Yeah, sorry. 113 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,840 Oh, Cheryl, look at the size of you. 114 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:34,600 Yes. No, I know, I am sick of it, to be honest, though, 115 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,400 I feel like a bloody hot-air balloon. 116 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,800 A smoking hot-air balloon, thank you very much. 117 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,280 I find it, honestly, very attractive. 118 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,760 He does, it's a problem. It is, it's the last thing 119 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,120 she needs at this stage, this idiot doubling down on the pregnancy. 120 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,160 Oh, my God, doubling down? Yeah. Yeah. 121 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,560 Anyway, bon anniversaire! 122 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,480 Doesn't that mean "happy birthday"? 123 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,920 It... I don't know. 124 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,520 25 magical years of being my brother-in-law. 125 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,840 I mean... I know! I can't believe it, hey? 126 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,560 Mwah. OK. Fantastic. Thank you. 127 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:04,560 It's my anniversary, too. Well, you get any nice presents? 128 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,920 We both got each other the same barbecue. Yeah. 129 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,920 Er, which only he wanted, and I think is hideous, 130 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,720 so, no, not really. OK. 131 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,800 And I got you the smart locks. Yes. Smart locks? 132 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,560 They're super secure, you know, digital locks, 133 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,960 because of the burglary spree recently. Spree? 134 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,640 Oh. And the locksmith's going to fit them on Tuesday. 135 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,680 OK. Not a spree, Mum, OK? 136 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,120 I mean, we've hardly even talked about it down at the station. 137 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,320 They're going on all the doors and windows. 138 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,400 And Penny got us one of those smartphones... Oh, yeah. 139 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,000 ..which link up to the photo library. 140 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,400 Yeah, I know, yeah, great. Pretty cool, I'll get it. 141 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,600 Oh! Oooh! Who got you the Lego Eiffel Tower? 142 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,800 What? Oh, no, that's mine. Grow up. 143 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,640 It's not a present, I-I'm clearing out the last of my stuff. 144 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,720 Ah. Yeah. 145 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,360 Is it full-size? Oh. 146 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,720 It... Well, n-no. I-I mean... 147 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,640 I don't - I doubt it. 148 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,840 It's 149 centimetres when fully erect, 149 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,520 and the Eiffel Tower's pretty big an' all. 150 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,920 Millimetres, more like. 151 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,240 Erm...y-yeah. Actually. 152 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,840 Yeah. Give or take. 153 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,360 You going to build it, then, or what? 154 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:04,960 Well, no, not right now, I'm too busy job hunting. Are you? 155 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,680 At the moment, yeah. Have we seriously not got any pepper, Mum? 156 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,400 Oh, I've got some. In me bag. Have you? 157 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,400 Why have you got pepper in your bag, Sue? 158 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,080 It's the, erm, the spray. 159 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,600 She's funny, isn't she? The...the spray? 160 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,080 As in, pepper spray? Yeah. 161 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,120 Just squirt a bit there. 162 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,240 THEY SCREAM Oh, my... 163 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,480 Do not squirt pepper spray near me, Sue, 164 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,240 because it might make the baby, you know... 165 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,200 Sneeze. That's stupid. Oh, yeah, stupid. 166 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,360 Can't be around sprays. 167 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,080 I won't even let him spray Lynx Java. QED. 168 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,960 Why have you got pepper spray, Sue? Phwoar! Sorry. 169 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,000 Well, the burglaries, Rachel. 170 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,960 And Bren saw a flasher a few weeks back. 171 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,120 What, so you'd pepper spray a flasher? 172 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,760 I would, yes. Yeah. The dirty devil. 173 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,280 Blast him in the eyes, and the bits. 174 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,280 All right. Upstairs, downstairs. 175 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,280 All right. Wh-Where did you even get it? 176 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:52,080 Yeah, exactly. Er, just, you know, what's it called now? 177 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,720 Oh, the dark web. 178 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,880 The dark web?! Love the dark web. What? 179 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,280 You're 77, you can barely manage the light web. 180 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,880 Can you put pepper spray on food? Of course not. 181 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,920 Yeah, 'course you can. You shouldn't have that, Mum. 182 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:05,280 It's illegal. Is it? What? 183 00:07:05,280 --> 00:07:07,000 Just do the self-defence class with Rachel, 184 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,960 if you're worried about that. Yeah. Yeah, exactly! 185 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,320 You're, doing a self-defence course, are you, Rache? 186 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,320 I thought you were off counselling prisoners at the moment? Well... 187 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,960 That's why she's doing it, she assumes they'll attack her. 188 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,280 Well, no, I do not assume anything, thank you. 189 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:21,600 You know, most convicted criminals are victims of circumstance 190 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,480 and deserve our compassion. Ding. 191 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:26,280 That said, if any of them do get aggressive, 192 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,720 I need to know how to beat them off. 193 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:30,360 OK, one way to deal with a flasher. 194 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:32,560 Yeah, that's a little bit too much compassion, Mum. 195 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,120 THEY LAUGH As in - don't be childish - 196 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,360 as in, getting them in to a hold and bringing them safely to a... 197 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:41,040 Climax? ..prison officer. Stop it. 198 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,400 Come on, then, Rache, let's see the old beat-off in action. 199 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,240 Come on, come on, come on. Ow. Ow! Robin. Well, OK. 200 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,640 No, the first video's about adrenaline control and... Oh, OK. 201 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,160 ..I do panic a bit when taken by surprise, so actually, 202 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,080 I give you all permission to startle me whenever you want. 203 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,800 OK, great. Don't mind if I do. 204 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,320 Da-daaahh! See, I was all right, then. 205 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,320 You were. What's this? 206 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,600 OK, so this is your 207 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,280 anniversary gift from me and Chez. Oooh! 208 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,200 OK. Hopefully a good one. Say hello to - doink - Tim! 209 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,760 Whoo! To whom? 210 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,000 Tim. He's a home assistant. He's like the Alexa of Bulgaria. 211 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,680 Yeah, he is. What? 212 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,040 There's an assistant in that box? 213 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,520 No, n...no. 214 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:23,440 He's not - OK, so he's - it's a smart home hub, Sue, 215 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,960 so what you do, you plug him in, 216 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,920 and then, Tim can tell you if it's raining, or... 217 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,440 Well, I can do that. 218 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:32,520 ..o-or, you know, what time Gardeners' World's on. 219 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:34,160 Erm, 8pm on a Friday night. 220 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,080 OK, and things you can't do, Sue, like he can play any song. 221 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,720 Well, I can play some of them. 222 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:42,120 OK, yeah, but he's online, he's always listening, he's the... 223 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:46,040 Why would we want a Bulgarian robot always listening, Robin? 224 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:48,440 Well... Rude. ..spying on us? That is a bit rude. 225 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,400 You know, smart locks, 226 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:54,440 smart frames, smart homes, I mean, 227 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:56,560 when did everything suddenly have to be smart? 228 00:08:56,560 --> 00:08:59,640 You know, what's wrong with the old thicko version of things? 229 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,120 OK. OK, well, this is from me and Sam... Oh! 230 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,520 ..to encourage a couple of old thickos to be smart. 231 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,040 OK! Ha-ha! Aww. 232 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,400 What is it? 233 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,640 Erm, we booked an escape room. 234 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:12,120 Yes! Why? I love an escape room. 235 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,720 Well, this is what marriage is, one big escape room, 236 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,960 everyone desperately looking for a way out. 237 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,040 It was to make you work together a bit, you know, 238 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,520 help you two communicate. I do communicate, Sam. 239 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,000 If anything, we communicate too much, actually. 240 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,840 OK, you bought each other the same barbecue. Yeah. 241 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,280 Well, I'm really pumped, with this. Well, of course you are. 242 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,120 You know, I don't want to be rude, 243 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,520 but this present is worse than nothing. 244 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:35,400 OK, you're welcome. Mm. 245 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,600 Yeah, strategy games make him unbearable! 246 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,280 He'll just... Me? ..take over and boss me around, again. 247 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,360 I won't! You will! I won't. 248 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,440 All right, we're going to do this together, as a team. 249 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,520 I won't take over, Rache, OK? 250 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,360 I promise. Mm. 251 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,280 AMY SCOFFS Oh, Dad. 252 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,080 I can't find the flag anywhere! 253 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,480 Well, look for the fob, Amy, not the flag! 254 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:01,000 The door is smart-locked, if we can't find the fob, 255 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,120 then we're genuinely staring down the barrel 256 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,320 of missing the escape room! Oh, God, that'd be great. 257 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,280 Or bring the escape room here, I guess. 258 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,720 Right, could everyone just calm down, please?! 259 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,440 Well, we are calm, you're the only one that isn't calm. 260 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,600 There were two fobs, right? Mum only took one, 261 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,520 so, basic maths dictates... 262 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:21,000 Oh, my God, there's one fob in the house, yes, 263 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,320 you don't need to basic-maths dictate - 264 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,160 this is why I don't do games with you, 265 00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,800 you get so pompous and bossy. Mm. 266 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,720 All right, don't snipe, Rachel. 267 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,320 This isn't exactly ideal for me either, 268 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,080 I just pulled the plug on my oatmeal bath - literally. 269 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,400 The locksmith's not answering. 270 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,920 Right, OK, I'll look over there, you call Robin. 271 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,040 Yeah, you can say "please," we're locked in, not in the army. 272 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,880 Where did Granny say she put the fob? 273 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:44,000 I don't know, I don't actually listen to what she says to me, Amy. 274 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,080 Hi, Robin, hi, yeah, no, we're...we're locked in. 275 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,520 Yeah. Can you get over here as soon as you can? 276 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,880 DOORBELL CHIMES 277 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,920 Oh, that was quick. I'll get it! 278 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,120 Oh, yeah, it's locked, innit? Yeah. Delivery. 279 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,920 Oh, er, yeah, is it...? 280 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,000 Can it fit through the letterbox? 281 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,560 Don't think so, it's a barbecue. 282 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,280 Oh, my God, it's the egg! It's the second big green egg. 283 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,760 I thought you'd sent that back? 284 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,960 Well, it'd already been dispatched, so they wouldn't let me. Hello! 285 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,960 Erm, we're sending it back. Mm. What? 286 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,120 Yeah, we've already got one. Got one. 287 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,680 Why'd you order another one, then? Exactly! Great question! 288 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:22,000 Well, because...well, none of your beeswax why, mate. 289 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,960 OK? We are - we are returning it. I'm going to try Sue again. 290 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,080 Can you open the door? 291 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,400 Oh, great idea, I hadn't thought of that. 292 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,960 We're not choosing to speak to you through the letterbox, pal, 293 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:37,160 we're locked in. OK? And even so, I am refusing the delivery. 294 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,880 You can only do that in person. 295 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:42,040 Well, I am in person, I'm just behind a door. 296 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:44,520 I am a person, in person! 297 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,200 I am in person! 298 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,560 He's leaving it, Dad. Oh, look, do not leave it there. 299 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,520 Do not leave it there, I'm a policeman, 300 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,440 I command you not to leave it there. 301 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,480 Squire! Squire! 302 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,680 SQUIRE! 303 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,880 He's gone, Dad. 304 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,840 Oh, oh, oh, oh... Bloody hell! 305 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:02,560 Ah, Sue! Sue! I'm through, I'm through! Oh, thank God. 306 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,000 Sue! Sue, can you hear me? Mum? 307 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,840 Listen, you'll have to head back, because you've locked us all in! 308 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,360 Come home! I didn't, actually. 309 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,600 Granny left her phone in the kitchen. Great. 310 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,160 I'm on the app, Dad, but we need the activation code to sign up. 311 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:18,360 OK, how do we get the code? It's printed on the fobs. 312 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,120 Great news. Whoa, Dad! Your dressing gown's coming open. 313 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,480 Oh... Huh? Oh, well, don't look at it! 314 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,400 I'm not looking! It's the sash, it's very feeble. 315 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,440 Who's that? Is there someone at the door? Oh, what? Huh? 316 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,480 Are they burglars? What? Who...who are they? I don't know. 317 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,240 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, my God, are they taking the egg? 318 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,000 Do not take the egg! I... 319 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,520 I command you, I am a policeman! Barely. 320 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,200 Drop that egg, in the name of the law! Stop that! 321 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,920 They're just ignoring you. Stop it! 322 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,480 Oh... Great. 323 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,760 Well, that's great. 324 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,840 I mean, thank God we got two. They were very expensive. Mm. 325 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,880 Well, that one was bought with a discount code. 326 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,440 Nah, we're calling the police. 327 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,120 He is the police. I am A police. 328 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,640 I am not THE police. And we're not calling them. 329 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,160 Why not?! We have been burgled! 330 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,560 No, I mean, we left something outside our front door. 331 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,920 WE didn't leave it out there! It makes us look like goons. 332 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,600 We are goons - we're trapped inside our own house. 333 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,680 Yeah, but if...if the guys at the station find out about this, 334 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,520 they might...make fun of me. 335 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,480 Ah. Anyway, there's no point. We've got a doorbell camera, 336 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,400 we'll have footage of their thieving faces! 337 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,080 No, but, it's - look, the police won't, you know, investigate. 338 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,640 Why not? We don't catch burglars any more, Rachel, 339 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,040 it's not the 1950s. 340 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,800 Well, what do you do all day, then?! 341 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,840 Eat doughnuts and glare at people outside stadiums, mainly. 342 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,680 And other stuff! Mm. 343 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,800 I'm going to try calling my mum again. Oh, my God. 344 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,000 I have her phone! 345 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,560 You'd literally just be calling me. Well, I won't, then! 346 00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:43,840 Now, cup of tea, Jon Boy. 347 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:48,080 And a Wagon Wheel as a coaster. Nah, I'm good, thanks. 348 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,320 Nearly finished fitting the smart lock, anyway. 349 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,000 Oh, well, I'll leave it, in case you change your mind. 350 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,520 Oh, wow, look at that. 351 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,560 That photo frame is clever, innit? Yeah, it's smart - like the locks. 352 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,600 Anniversary gifts. Aww, congratulations. 353 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,960 Tim... Tim! 354 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,240 ..and then, come in with the elbow, and then, 355 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,840 follow up with the wrist, the heel of the hand... Boo! 356 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,200 SHE SCREAMS 357 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,160 Sam! What?! You told me to startle you. 358 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,000 Yes, well, I wasn't ready! 359 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,040 That's the idea, isn't it? Oh! 360 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,560 Tim. Tim. Tim! 361 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,720 Tim. Timmm. Tim! 362 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,680 Are you sure it's on? Yeah, it's definitely listening, look. 363 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:24,200 Cos the light's on. Tim. 364 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,080 Tim. Tim.- Tim. 365 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,800 Why isn't it responding? Well, he's Bulgarian, remember, pal. 366 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,240 You might not have been saying it right. Tim? Tim! 367 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:34,280 Can you look for a four-by-two flat grey piece, Granny? 368 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,760 Yeah. Amy, could you pick up this Lego please? Whoopee! 369 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,920 That's what I'm doing. 370 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,680 Yeah, but not one piece at a time. That'll take ages. 371 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,000 Tim. What's his problem? 372 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,120 Why can't you do this in your flat? Come in, Tim. 373 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,800 Well, Maya's working from home this week, so it'll get in her way. 374 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,000 Tim. Yeah, but I'm working from home, and it's getting in my way. 375 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,040 Tim? And please don't force your grandmother to do it, too, please. 376 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,520 She's not forcing me! Tim? We're a team. Yeah, exactly. 377 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,800 Tim? Tim. Timbo. Timothy. Tim... 378 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,040 How can I help you? Oh. Oh. 379 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,400 Whoa, that's creepy. Well, go on, then, Paulo, ask him something 380 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,080 quickly, before he goes away. Er, well, er, well, OK, erm, 381 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,680 well, I don't know what to ask him. Hah! Erm, what time is it? 382 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:15,400 10.26. The time is now 10.26. 383 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,600 See? Waste of space. Well... 384 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,240 Anyone want a Wagon Wheel? I'll have a Wagon Wheel. 385 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,720 Hey there. SHE SCREECHES 386 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,320 Whoa! Whoa! Chill out, Rache! Are you all right? 387 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,400 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing a self-defence course, sorry. 388 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,800 OK. Nice. 389 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:31,480 So, I just finished fitting your locks. Fantastic. 390 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,400 Let me walk you through the system. OK, great, thanks, Jon. 391 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,840 Cool, thank you, Jon. It's, er, Jon Boy. 392 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,840 Cool. These fobs, we've got two of them. 393 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:40,160 Oh, is it your anniversary, then? Uh-huh, yeah. 394 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,200 Look at the lovely couple. Your wife is hot, innit? 395 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,560 Oh, thanks, no, no, that's my mum. Oh! That's not my wife. 396 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,200 Sorry. My mum, mate. 397 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,160 Sorry about that. Yeah. It's all right. 398 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,080 Er, what, you doing anything nice for it? 399 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,200 Erm, yeah, we are actually, yeah. 400 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,600 Yeah, we're going to an escape room tomorrow. Ah, no way! 401 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,920 You doing Temple of the Sphynx? Yeah, exactly. 402 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,120 HE CHUCKLES Bro, I warn you, it is hard! 403 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,320 I mean, like rock-hard, you've got to sort of work out 404 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,880 all them hygroglytics and that. Hieroglyphics, yeah. 405 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 406 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,720 And then, you've got to sort of, like, put the gods in height order, 407 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,920 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Please don't tell me. No, no. 408 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,360 I'd rather do it, you know? Sure. 409 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,680 And, look, I didn't get the medal when I did it, so... 410 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,640 Right, cos I don't want to... There's a medal, is there? 411 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it if you get the code on the side 412 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,960 of the mummy's erm, er, body box. 413 00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,720 Sarcophagus. Please don't ruin it. 414 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,840 OK, cool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so... 415 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,160 Oh! Smart locks. Yes. Right, look. 416 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:30,880 So, basically, fob will lock and unlock the windows 417 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,920 and doors at once. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. 418 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,600 And download the app - I would if I was you. Good. 419 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,320 Yeah? Control it from your phone, 420 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:40,640 and it will basically stop you getting locked in, or out... 421 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:43,080 Oh, my God. Mm. What? Dad. 422 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,280 What? What is it? Whoa, come on! 423 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,600 Who's...? 424 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,600 Don't look at that. I...whatev... Just don't look at it. 425 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,320 Whatever you're into, there is no judgment. I'm not into that. 426 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,680 What would that even be? 427 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,720 It's a rash, OK? I had to take a picture to send to my GP. 428 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:58,960 Can we just... Well, why did you take so many? 429 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,400 Cos I couldn't see what was going on down there. Oh. 430 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,400 So, I had to just... It's the arse, is it? 431 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,440 Yes, it's the arse, OK? Oh, I see. But it's OK. 432 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,880 Can we just focus on the smart locks, please, Jon... 433 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! ..Boy. 434 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,000 Oatmeal bath. You need to do one. Trust me. 435 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,800 What, is this about the escape rooms again? 436 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,400 Cos I really don't want to know. 437 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,800 Escape room? No, no, this is bum-related. 438 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, my grandad - same problem. All right? 439 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400 I mean, look, his weren't as angry as yours - 440 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,720 oatmeal bath, sorted it right out. OK. 441 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,920 I'll, erm, I'll check it - how old's your grandad? 442 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,600 Oh, do you know what, there's actually a water level in 443 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,240 the escape room - he's 86 - you sort of like, y-you're fishing. 444 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,080 Yeah, can we focus on the locks again, please? 445 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:38,680 Yeah, yeah, no, no, but you've got this sort of magnetic fishing stick. 446 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,880 Rod. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rod. I don't want to know. 447 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,600 A-And you've sort of got to get Pharaoh's coins from the well, 448 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,000 and... I don't... Yeah. OK. 449 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,920 Wow, bruv, that is - no, that's not OK, you know? 450 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:51,560 Nah, that is bad, innit? 451 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,200 Aggressive. Aggre... 452 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,200 We don't know... Do you want to zoom in on that? Yeah. 453 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,720 So, how many fobs do we get? 454 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:00,760 Rache! 455 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,720 Robin. Robin! You OK? Robin, yes, no, we're locked in! 456 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,600 And we've had a barbecue stolen. 457 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,880 And the escape room starts in five minutes. Five minutes. 458 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,280 OK, don't worry, I've got this! I'm going to jemmy the lock. 459 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,160 Jimmy how? Yeah. What does that mean? 460 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,640 Just a case of, er, sliding in the old flexible friend... 461 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,880 What friend? Great. You've got a fiend? His card. 462 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,960 ..and then, er, and then, finding the biting point... 463 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,120 OK, hurry up, then. 464 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:24,400 ..and then, carefully easing open the, erm... 465 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,520 Oh. 466 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,880 Oh. Oh. Mm. Ah. 467 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,400 That one's snapped, Robin. Yeah, cheers. I know. 468 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,640 Don't worry, I'll just use the old American Express. 469 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,680 That'll do nicely. 470 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,680 Don't break all your cards, you bell, you need it. 471 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,640 No, I know, don't worry, babe, it's just, look, 472 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,920 I went in at the wrong angle last time. 473 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,680 Here we go, find that biting point. 474 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,280 That's it, looking good. And then, just very gently just... 475 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,280 Oh! Oh. 476 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,400 You bell. 477 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,360 OK, erm, anyone got any cards they can put through the letterbox? 478 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,960 Well, not any that we want snapped, no. Erm... 479 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,320 Just barge it down, Robin. 480 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,280 Oh, gosh, really, Cherry? Yeah. Barge it down? Mm. 481 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,760 Can you do that, Robin? Can you barge it? Yeah. 482 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,320 Oh, I can barge it. 483 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,080 Don't you worry about that, yeah, 484 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:05,160 a bit of the old onion bhaji, no problemo. 485 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,960 Erm... SHE CHUCKLES 486 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,400 I mean, judging by his previous goes, he'll probably just 487 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,400 snap himself in two. Oh, the whole door. 488 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,480 Right, everyone stand back! OK, Sam, get back, come on. 489 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,080 I mean, do we want the door barged down? 490 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,280 Well not really, no, but I don't know how else we can do it. 491 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,520 Art Nouveau, that is. Incoming! Ahhh! 492 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,640 Oh! Ah! Argh! 493 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,040 It didn't work. 494 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,840 Yeah, we got that, Cherry, thanks. You all right, Robin? 495 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,320 No. Mm-hm. Agh! 496 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,840 Can you not just, like, open a window, or something? 497 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,600 Well, no, cos they're all smart-locked. 498 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,040 But, I mean, unless one of them was already open. 499 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,120 The bathroom window's open. Really? 500 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,040 I opened it when I ran my oatmeal bath, cos it was so steamy. 501 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,480 Well, we can't jump out, it's on the first floor! 502 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,600 Well, yeah, but I can jump in, climb in. 503 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,400 Can you? Big time. 504 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,720 I can wander round the back, and then, incy-wincy-spider my way 505 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,600 up the water spout. Oh, amazing. Job's a good 'un, OK. 506 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,520 It's all coming together. That's great! 507 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,400 Cherry, you get in the car, drive to the high street, 508 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,240 and see if you can find Mum. My mum. Right. 509 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,840 Robin, you shimmy up the water spout. Yeah. 510 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,560 Rachel, Amy, you look for the fob. Go, go, go! 511 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,520 What? Stop bossing us around, we're a team. Why are you bossy? 512 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,480 You're not in charge. Yeah! Well, I am hereby taking charge. 513 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,520 What do you mean you're "hereby taking charge"? 514 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,680 Rachel, baby, some people thrive in a crisis, OK? 515 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,760 And some people get startled, and, I'm not being horrible, 516 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,760 they melt, and you, if we're being honest, are a melter. 517 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,280 So, just follow my lead. I got this. 518 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,280 Well. Unbelievable. 519 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,640 Grasp the frame! Be careful! You can do this, Robin. 520 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,400 Go on, Robin. Yes! I've got you! Don't...don't drop him. 521 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,840 I've got you, should you fall. Oh, careful, careful. 522 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,960 Oh, you are an absolute hero. Come on! Come on! 523 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,840 Ha-ha! Oh, yeah! He's in, yeah! Ha-ha! Yeah! 524 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:47,160 How does this actually help? Having Robin in here, as well? 525 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,840 I'm not sure, actually. 526 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,200 Well, better to be inside the tent pissing out 527 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,760 than outside the tent pissing in. 528 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,560 Mm, why are you pissing at all in this tent metaphor? 529 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,960 I do need a widdle. Oh, OK. Do you? I suppose, yeah, after that, 530 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,520 so if I could ask you to erm... Let's all go, shall we? 531 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,360 Oh, Dad! Your dressing gown, again. 532 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,840 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh! Oh! 533 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,440 I am well sweaty after that, as well, 534 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,920 if I can just borrow some deo. 535 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,800 While the cat's away. Yes, of course. 536 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,440 Oh, that's pepper spray, Robin! 537 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,000 What? Oh, God! Oh, oh, argh, argh, argh, argh! 538 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,600 Aargh! Argh, argh! Don't breathe it in! Aargh! 539 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,040 Don't breathe, Sam! Oh, God, I'm so sorry, Robin! 540 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,840 Aargh! Aargh! Go, Sam! Move, everything! Everything! No! 541 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:27,840 Aargh! Argh, my pits! Well, they're the pits. 542 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,160 Ow, ow, ow. They've gone bright red. Have they? Yeah. 543 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,280 I mean, you can have some of my oatmeal, if you like. 544 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,800 Thanks, mate, your what? I'm not hungry. 545 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,280 What you talking about? My oatmeal bath, there's some 546 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,880 sloppy bits at the bottom and... 547 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,040 ..and there's some in the kitchen, you know, 548 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,600 it worked wonders on my bum rash. It did, it did. 549 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,920 Was your bum rash this red, was it? Well, it was...like that. Yeah. 550 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,240 Oh, God... Ahh! 551 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,400 Oh, my God, why are your privates everywhere I look?! It's the sash! 552 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,440 Why? Why? Why? 553 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,920 And the bottom is not one of the privates, Amy. 554 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,680 Well, none of us want that public, so can you just...cover up? 555 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,840 Yeah, put it away. MUFFLED CLATTERING 556 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,840 What's that noise? Oh! 557 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,920 Is someone in the garden? What? What? Is there? 558 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,160 Oh, I did leave the side gate open, I think, actually. 559 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:09,200 Oh, come on, Robin. Oh, my God. Whoa! Dad! Huh? 560 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,240 No! No! Not the other egg! 561 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,560 Oh, no. Not the other egg! Dad, dressing gown! 562 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,600 Not - oh! Don't look at me. 563 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,000 Oh, my God. Oh! 564 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,480 Th-They need to be strung up, the thieving bloody scumbags! 565 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:23,960 I thought criminals were victims of circumstance and deserve compassion? 566 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,360 Yeah. Except when they're stealing from us, obviously. 567 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,040 I mean... And he did take that barbecue. 568 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,320 No, that does help a tiny bit. 569 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,320 Oh, God. Oh, so what's the plan, then? 570 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,120 Seeing as you're in charge. 571 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,600 Yeah, I'm phoning the police now. 572 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,800 Hi, hello, police, please. 573 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,160 Yeah, and actually, also fire brigade. 574 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,440 And ambulance, Paulo. What, really? 575 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,760 Wouldn't say no, yeah. 576 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,080 And an ambulance, it - yeah, it's the full house. 577 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:51,680 W-Well, we're locked in, my brother-in-law has peppered 578 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,720 sprayed his armpits, and we've had two big green eggs stolen. 579 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,720 Two eggs stolen. So, it's all three. 580 00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,000 Eggs. 581 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,720 No, I'm fine, they're barbecues. 582 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,640 Oh, my God! There it is! 583 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,040 What, the fob? It's the fob! 584 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,600 Oh! Hallelujah! Hold the line! 585 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,680 We might be all right. Oh, she's found it. 586 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,000 Found the flag! 587 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,480 Oh. Oh. 588 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,720 Oh, for God's sake, Amy. 589 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,720 What? I know that's what you wanted. I can finally finish it. 590 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,320 God. False alarm. 591 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,880 Yeah, false alarm. Oh, God. We're still locked in. 592 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,480 Although the oatmeal seems to be working very well. 593 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,920 Oh, yeah. Oh, use a spoon, Robin. Yeah, oh, sorry. 594 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,000 Oatmeal, my brother-in-law is putting oatmeal on his burns. 595 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,120 Tell them it's soothing. It's soothing. Yeah. 596 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,760 No, it's still very much an emergency. Yeah. 597 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,520 Yeah, well, I am meant to be solving an escape room, literally right now. 598 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,920 We! We are! It's not just you! 599 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,000 We're meant to do the escape room together. As a team! 600 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,000 How can I help you? Ahh! Oh, no! AHHHH! 601 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,240 What have you done? 602 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:55,960 I'm so sorry. 603 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,560 I didn't mean to. 604 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:00,520 Erm...startled by Tim. 605 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,280 Oh. Yeah. 606 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,960 Yeah, no, my wife just knocked over the Eiffel Tower. 607 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,440 Oh, Amy... Yeah. 608 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,760 No, the Lego one, I'm not mad. 609 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:09,800 Yeah. 610 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,840 Although, I am actually a policeman, if that makes a difference here? 611 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,280 It won't. No? OK, cool, cool. 612 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,600 This is...this is still... 613 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,360 I mean, why did you even turn Tim on? 614 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:19,960 I didn't, I said "team". 615 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,240 How can I help you? Shut up, Tim! 616 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,480 To remind your dad that we need to work together. 617 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,520 It's his fault, in a way. Team! Yeah. 618 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,680 How can I help you? 619 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,160 I actually know a Bulgarian called Team, I should've got that. 620 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,040 Well, the police aren't coming, which means we have to wait for Mum, 621 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,840 which means we're going to miss the escape room. 622 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,200 You're just going to give up? 623 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,480 Well, I just don't think there's anything we can do, Sam. 624 00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:42,240 Hang on, hang on, wait a minute. Er, Tim - er, Team... 625 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,920 How can I help you? 626 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,480 Er, Robin, he listens to everything we say, right? 627 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,800 Er, well, when he's on, yeah, why? 628 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,840 Team? How can I help you? 629 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:54,120 Do you remember hearing anyone say where they were putting a fob? 630 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:56,360 In the last couple of days? 631 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,560 Checking entries for fob. 632 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,200 Thursday, at 9.26am. 633 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:06,080 "Now everyone, listen, I'm putting the fobs in the jar by the sink, 634 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,360 "Rachel, Amy, are you listening to me? 635 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:12,240 "Would anyone like a Wagon Wheel?" 636 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,280 No way. 637 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,760 Oh! Yeah! Oh, Rachel, you're a genius! That's amazing. 638 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,080 I can't believe it! I can't believe I did it! 639 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,520 I'm so sorry I called you a melter. 640 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,440 That's all right, but don't do it again. 641 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:26,640 Mwah, I love you, happy anniversary. That's nice. Oh! 642 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,640 I said we make a great team! He did! 643 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,120 How can I help you? 644 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,640 I mean, it is really creepy 645 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,960 he listens to everything, isn't it? 646 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,560 No, it's appalling, we'll have to put it in the bin. 647 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,520 PHONE VIBRATES Thanks. Uh-oh, that's the locksmith. 648 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,120 HE CHUCKLES Hello, Jon Boy! 649 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,800 Hang on, this doesn't mean we're still doing the escape room? 650 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,200 I'll put you on speaker while I put my pants on. Surely? 651 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,160 OK, so we rotate the pyramid... 652 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,000 Yeah, and, er, a little blue bug thing drops out. 653 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:52,040 A scarab beetle, sure. Yeah. What do we do next, then, Jon Boy? 654 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,400 Then you put the beetle in the alligator's eye socket. 655 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,560 It's a crocodile, it would be a crocodile in Egypt. 656 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,800 Sorry, why do we need to know all this before going in? 657 00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,000 Hang on, please, Jon Boy. 658 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,080 Because we only have 15 minutes to complete it, 659 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,680 and we really want to win that medal. 660 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,240 Right, yeah, the medal, obviously. 661 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,520 Can we not just rebook it and do it again properly? 662 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,440 No, no, no, this is much better, let's get it over with. 663 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,600 We're on an escaping from places roll anyway. 664 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,640 Yeah! 665 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,200 Yeah, sorry to be a buzz kill, but I'm wondering if I should go to 666 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,520 the hospital after all, just pits-wise? You'll be fine. 667 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,920 Carry on, big boy. Jon Boy! Jon Boy. 668 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,080 So, there's this viper, which is like a padlock. 669 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,200 An asp, go on. Go on. 670 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:25,240 So, you turn his body so the pattern matches. 671 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,800 They're crusting over, I think. Crusting? 672 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,160 ..and unlock the ancient, you know, safe. 673 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,480 I think we'll be all right, actually, Jon Boy. 674 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,640 Eh? What do you mean? Oh, yeah? Ah. 675 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,720 Has she... Has she escaped? 676 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,600 Where've you lot been? 677 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,200 I did it in record time, look! SHE LAUGHS 678 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,680 Oh! Oh. Huh. 679 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,480 So, what do we do, then? 680 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:50,360 Erm, I suppose... 681 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,280 ..Lego Eiffel Tower? 682 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,760 Ha-ha, yes! Yes! Yeah! Let's do it. 683 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,880 THEY LAUGH 684 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,720 Hell yeah, bruv, I'm down for some Lego! 685 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,000 Not you, Jon Boy. 686 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,080 Trapped by Colonel Abrams